Intro
Verse 1
GI read the Bmnews today oh Emboy Em7
CAbout a C/Blucky man who Asus2made the grade
GAnd though the Bmnews was rather Emsad Em7
CWell I just Fhad to Emlaugh Em7
CI saw the FphotoEmgraph C
Verse 2
GHe blew his Bmmind out in a Emcar Em7
CHe didn't C/Bnotice that the Asus2lights had changed
GA crowd of Bmpeople stood and Emstared Em7
CThey'd seen his Fface before
If Em7he was from the House of CLords
Verse 3
GI saw a Bmfilm today oh Emboy Em7
CThe English C/BArmy had just Asus2won the war
GA crowd of Bmpeople turned Emaway Em7
CBut I just Fhad to lookEm
I'd love to turn you on
Bridge
EWoke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my Dsus2head
Found my Eway downstairs and B7sus4drank a cup
And Elooking up I B7sus4noticed I was late B7
Found my Ecoat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds Dsus2flat
Found my Eway upstairs and B7sus4had a smoke
And Esomebody spoke and I went B7sus4into a dream.
Interlude
Verse 4
GI read the Bmnews today oh Emboy Em7
CFour thousand C/Bholes in Blackburn, Asus2Lancashire
GAnd though the Bmholes were rather Emsmall Em7
CThey had to Fcount them all
EmNow they know how many holes
It Em7takes to fill the Albert CHall
I'd love to turn you on
Outro
